I Had To Share

Have you ever received one of those emails that you just had to share? I apologize if this is old material that you've already seen,  I got it from a friend recently{thanks, Emily!} and had to pass it along to you my audience my online girlfriends.  I poked around a little and the best I can determine is that National Girlfriend's Day is August 1.    Regardless, I post this for its sheer LOL quality and appreciation for all the people who read my blog.  Plus the fact I have a mighty big birthday coming up this year and am starting to feel like the woman in the picture!

National  Girlfriends Day 
I am  only as strong as the coffee I drink, the  hairspray I use, and  the friends I have. 
To the cool women who  have touched my life.    Here's to you!

It is good to be a woman:  
  
  1.  We got off the Titanic first.  
  2.  We can  scare male bosses with mysterious  gynecological disorder excuses.  
  3.  Taxis  stop for us.  
  4.  We don't look like a frog in  a blender when dancing.  
  5.  No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.  
  6.   We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.   
  7.  If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
  8.  We can congratulate our teammate  without ever touching her rear end.  
  9.  We  never have to reach down every so often to make  sure our privates are still there. 
10.  We  have the ability to dress ourselves. 
11.  We can talk to the opposite sex without  having to picture them naked. 
12.   If  we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware  that we will look like an idiot. 
13.   We will  never regret piercing our ears. 
14.  There  are times when chocolate really can solve all  your problems. 
15.  We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence  because they aren't listening 
        anyway.
  
I am off to sew, talk to you later!